You guys are horrible people.
14 brutally honest things you need to know about dating a scorpio
She was mostly right: I am a Scorpio, and I am a horrible person. But being a horrible person has little to do with my astrologicalwhich if anything should be one of my few redeeming qualities. And it is a fact, or at least as much fact as the rest of astrology is.
If you are dating or have dated a Scorpio, chances are the following things are true. If you find yourself mysteriously attracted to that weird guy with the beard who sleeps on newspapers in the subway and likes telling you that the end of the world is nigh, chances are he was born in November and is amazing in bed. Scorpios are always dominant and always in control. Scorpios always win. You want us on your team, because then your team will win.
10 things you should know about dating a scorpio man
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My boyfriend often comes home to me watching Forensic Files and grinning like Norman Bates. Scorpios are famous for being interested in death, horror, noir, the supernatural and sometimes even the occult. Seriously, the things we find funny can make us bad people. Instead, be glad that we have the ability to find humor in otherwise ghastly things, because it makes life a whole lot easier.
Scorpios mean it. Scorpios are brutally honest. We can be a little psychic. Or psycho, depending on how cynical you are.
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This can be attributed to their observational skills and keen memory, as well as to them all having The Shining. If you tell us about someone who pushed you on the subway or screwed you over at work or bullied you in third grade, we will want to hold you close, then find whoever hurt you and kill everything that they love.
Not only will they be super-helpful in whatever you need, they also will withhold judgment and keep their mouths shut about it. Jodi Arias needed a Scorpio friend. Scorpios have an incredible memory as well as an innate ability to detect the truth in any given situation, so your best bet is to not even try sugarcoating or lying to them.
Which le me to …. Scorpios are cunning, can be vindictive and have very few qualms about destroying you. You know the premise of Gone Girl?
Everything you need to know about dating a scorpio man
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